Chinglish Menu

With China hosting the Olympic Games in 2008, there's a concerted push by the Beijing government to train key service sectors in English Language. Somehow "chinglish" (Chinese+English) was invented by the local people.

This creative chinglish menu is one of the menu taken from a Beijing's 3-star hotel. I wonder when come to Beijing 2008, those angmo understand what they ordering from the kitchen.

Hmm...Can I have "fuck to fry the cow river" and "black winter in type seafood soup in day"???