Saturday, April 14, 2007

Why Indian Films Dont Win Oscars?

Our hero Balakrishna and his brother were captured by the baddies and they tied Balakrishna onto a chair...Those idiots didnt know that Balakrishna cannot be stopped by a simple chair...

The baddies tied him up too and fixed a time-bomb across his stomach...The bomb looks more like a pack of sausage rolls..

Balakrishna sees some bullet shells lying on the floor...This means that the baddies had a gun...But they decided to use a time-bomb to give the 'finishing touch'...This is what i call 'Innovative Thinking'...

The shells triggered Balakrishna's brain (if any) and suddenly he has an idea...He throws himself onto the floor and starts moving towards the bullet shells...he is struggling to reach the shells...Look at his expression...Seems like he is desperate to use the toilet!!...

Now, lets hv a look at the time-bomb...The timer(presumably a pager covered in plastic) is ticking...See the weird buttons on the bomb??...The red button is the On-Off button!!...Now, this is the world's first time-bomb with such a convenient on-off button...This is what i call a 'User-friendly Time-bomb'...Very easy to handle...Can b used even by infants...

Coming back to our hero, he concentrates with the shell between his teeth...Look at the sweat on his face...Gives an impression of how hard he is concentrating...With all his strength, he spits the bullet shell towards the bomb...

Finally, he manages to reach the shells...He picks up a shell with his mouth as if it is Kappalandi...The viewers have no idea what the hell he is up to...Read on...

Loo and behold!!..The shell flies like a bullet through the air...Credit goes to Balakrishna here...He has the ability to make a shell work like a bullet...He can be a good asset to the Indian army...The shell reaches the time-bomb and hits exactly the green button!!...The time-bomb gets switched off!!...Balakrishna saves himself and his brother!!...




Have a nice weekend dude~!

3 comments:

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Wazzup Dude!!! Yah long time u didn't blog MIA?? Ok ok I know busy earning money to survice. I didn't watch indian flim so know nut about them but from friend a lof of dancing.

lovegoddess said...

hey man, thanx for your wonderful comments

till today, i love my tatoos to death and luckily i didnt regret it when i had it done 2years+ ago.

going to do another 2-3 tatoos but havent finalise the design yet

btw, the dude in the hindi video clip you showed looks so hilarious, hhmm...i guess bullet shell works just as good

Sing Ngibk said...

Hor ny Ang Moh: Yeah...now i'm back again..btw..u really angmoh ar?
lovegoddess: post it up when u r done with better image quality ya...